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okasantina
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Re: Make Me Laugh
« Reply #10 on: Jan 20th, 2004, 10:15am » |
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Beast Joel i think u should have ure own scrap book and post it all here .... heheheh 
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thebeast
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Re: Make Me Laugh
« Reply #11 on: Jan 20th, 2004, 11:40pm » |
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Tina i get hundreds of these in my email from friends i probably could lol
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tarantada
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Re: Make Me Laugh
« Reply #13 on: Jan 22nd, 2004, 10:01pm » |
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There was a guy sunbathing in the nude on the beach. He saw a little
girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was
reading.
The girl came up to him and asked, "What do you have under the
newspaper?"
Thinking quickly, the guy replied, "A bird." The girl walked away, and
the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in a hospital in
tremendous pain. The police asked him what happened.
The guy says, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this little
girl asked me a question, I guess I dozed off, and the next thing I know
is I'm here."
The police went to the beach, found the girl, and asked her. What did
you do to that naked fellow?"
After a pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing with
his bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and
set its nest on fire!"
Moral of the story------------> Never lie to girls
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thebeast
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Re: Make Me Laugh
« Reply #14 on: Jan 25th, 2004, 4:35pm » |
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Only in TEXAS!!!!
A professor at the Texas A&M was giving a lecture on the supernatural.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks "How many people here believe
in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts,
do any of you think you've seen a ghost?"
About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone
here ever talked to a ghost?"
About 15 students raise their hands.
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
3 students raise their hands.
That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further....
Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses, and says, "Son, all the years I've
been giving this lecture; no one has ever claimed to have made love
to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to
make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room,
the professor asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with
a ghost?"
Bubba replied, "Shiiiiit! From way back thar I thought you said, "Goats!"
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okasantina
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Re: Make Me Laugh
« Reply #15 on: May 21st, 2004, 4:37am » |
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okasantina
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Re: Make Me Laugh
« Reply #16 on: Aug 13th, 2004, 11:12am » |
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The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life
1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."
2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."
3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"
4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"
5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"
6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"
7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"
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K....
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 Milan,
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Re: Make Me Laugh
« Reply #17 on: Aug 14th, 2004, 9:20am » |
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What Happens When You Fall In Love With
A chef? (You get buttered up.)
A chauffeur? (You get taken for a ride.)
A gambler? (He cheats on you.)
A telephone operator? (He gives you a phone-y line.)
A trashman? (He dumps you.)
A clockmaker? (He two-times you.)
A pastry cook? (He desserts you.)
A shoe salesman? (He walks all over you.)
An elevator operator? (He lets you down.)
An artist? (He gives you the brush.)
A jogger? (He gives you the run-around.)
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K....
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Milan,
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Re: Make Me Laugh
« Reply #18 on: Aug 28th, 2004, 10:38am » |
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Women's Problems
- MEN tal illness
- MEN strual cramps
- MEN tal breakdown
- MEN opause
- GUY necologist
- And when we have real trouble, it's a.....HIS terectomy.
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men?
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CooCHie
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 Dreamland
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Re: Make Me Laugh
« Reply #19 on: Aug 29th, 2004, 8:30pm » |
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that is so funny Joel..tina, kiana...
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The greatest thing in this world is being alive...we only live once..Treat yourself everyday as if it is your last day!!Life is precious to ignore!!Be happy!!
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