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Need4Speed8DaleJr
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Re: Make Me Laugh
« Reply #100 on: Nov 16th, 2005, 12:14am » |
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on Nov 15th, 2005, 7:08pm, Fallen wrote:Jack and Jill II
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To smoke some marijuana
Jack got high
Pulled down his fly
And Jill said I don't wanna!
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Fallen
As Moderator of the ~Jokes & Humor~ Section I have Deleted some of your posts and since we have had Problems with this in the Past I would like to Warn you that "Flood" Posting of any Thread WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. You could Clearly have included most of your posts into one post as they only consisted of one or two lines, and when you post 10+ posts in any Thread without letting another member have the right to respond and/or Interact with you is a No-No here. 
While I acknowledge that your a New member here, so you might not be aware of the Rules, When you Re-Post your thoughts/jokes Please include all them within one post. If there has been no activity in a Thread in Several Days and you feel the need to create a post in a Thread where you have been the last poster, then enough time has elapsed for other members to respond and you are welcomed to post your thoughts.
I would like to take this time to Welcome you to the Board. You are Welcomed and Encouraged to post in all Threads on the Board and Create new Ones as long as you Follow the Rules. One of the Goals of FreeWorld is to keep in touch with other Regulars from AC1 and to exchange ideas and thoughts from one another, when you take control of a Thread you Don't give anyone a chance to Participate along with you and that will not be Tolerated.
Posting here is a Privillage and not a Right, Please take a Few Minutes and go to the "Forum Help" Section of FreeWorld and Read the Thread "Newbie Starting Point" and also go to the "News & Annoncements" Section and Read the Thread "All Members Must Read And Abide By". That will give you a better idea of the Posting Guidelines.
Thank You for your Cooperation.
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Wicked_Witch
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Re: Make Me Laugh
« Reply #101 on: Nov 16th, 2005, 1:55am » |
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Subject: Thoughts, if you have a few spare minutes!
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
How come Americans choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
If a 999 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license,
are you going to be smiling?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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Wicked_Witch
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Re: Make Me Laugh
« Reply #102 on: Nov 16th, 2005, 2:07am » |
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And oh Dale, btw...it is alright if I post something here everyday even if no one has posted something else? I know a lot read this section and I just want to give them something to smile about everyday. It is not flooding, is it? Coz sometimes I only see MY posts in here?
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Need4Speed8DaleJr
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Re: Make Me Laugh
« Reply #103 on: Nov 16th, 2005, 2:49am » |
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on Nov 16th, 2005, 2:07am, Wicked_Witch wrote:| And oh Dale, btw...it is alright if I post something here everyday even if no one has posted something else? I know a lot read this section and I just want to give them something to smile about everyday. It is not flooding, is it? Coz sometimes I only see MY posts in here? |
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Wicked Witch,
I don't mind. Go ahead...Knock Yaa Self Out. lol
I Do Consider 10+ posts in a few minutes Flooding. And as you so perfectly demonstrated...you grouped all of your jokes in one post.
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CooCHie
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Re: Make Me Laugh
« Reply #104 on: Nov 17th, 2005, 1:47am » |
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Question Mr SPeedy moderator, sometimes, when u have long line of jokes, it is easier to read by joke category rather than grouping them..and the reply box cannot take much of it so you have to use another post...Is that breaking da rule too?  Flooding the room? I think that is what happen with Mr Fallen..he did not mean to flood the room..if this is breaking the rule...I dont think he mean to do that... ..P.S. I just want to clarify what is the rule here...just my thoughts...lol...no harm intended!!! 
Whew can I drink my sex on the beach now.. 
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The greatest thing in this world is being alive...we only live once..Treat yourself everyday as if it is your last day!!Life is precious to ignore!!Be happy!!
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Fallen
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Hmmmmm wazz up Doc?
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Re: Make Me Laugh
« Reply #105 on: Nov 17th, 2005, 9:09pm » |
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I guess u dont like jokes ok 
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Wicked_Witch
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Re: Make Me Laugh
« Reply #106 on: Nov 18th, 2005, 5:22am » |
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I think what Dale meant was that if a poster has several "short" line of jokes, the poster should just consider writing them all in one post and not just one short lines in every postings. I am not sure if I'm right but it's what I did in the past and he said it's how it should be done? For some reason I can't open my mail so Cooch, no jokes from me today. Hehehehe!
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Jimbo
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Re: Make Me Laugh
« Reply #108 on: Nov 19th, 2005, 1:26am » |
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A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost his cigarettes.
In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump.
''No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes,'' he said to himself. He proceeded to get out his hammer and flattened the hump.
As he was cleaning up, the lady came in. ''Here,'' she said, handling him his pack of cigarettes. ''I found them in the hallway.''
''Now,'' she said, ''if only I could find my parakeet.''  
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Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.
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Wicked_Witch
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Re: Make Me Laugh
« Reply #109 on: Nov 20th, 2005, 12:06pm » |
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A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase one and enter it in the races. However at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third! The next day the local paper carried this headline: 'PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS'
The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The paper read: 'PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT' The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headline read: 'BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS'
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The paper headline the next day read: 'NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN' The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.00. Next day the headline read: 'NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00'
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey, lead it to the plains where it could run wild and free. Next day, the headline in the paper read: 'NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE'. The Bishop was buried the next day.
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