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isseymiyake
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VIRUSES OF FAMOUS NAMES
« on: May 3rd, 2005, 12:55pm » |
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The George Bush Virus -causes your computer to keep looking for stored data of mass destruction The John Kerry Virus - stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen but never grow The Ronald Reagan Virus - saves your data, but forgets where it is stored. The Clinton Virus - gives you a permanent Hard Drive with No memory. The Al Gore Virus - causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting. The Bob Dole(a.k.a.Viagra) Virus - makes a new Hard drive out of an old floppy. The Lewinsky Virus - takes all the memory out of your computer then e-mails everyone about what it did. The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - ternminates some files, leaves, but will be back. The MIke Tyson Virus - quits after two bytes. The Ophrah Winfrey Virus - your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB. The Ellen Degeneres Virus - disks can no longer be inserted. The Michael Jackson Virus - only attacks minor files. The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy then discards it through Windows smile be happy ______________________ To gain anything of value one must sacrifice
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mylane
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Re: VIRUSES OF FAMOUS NAMES
« Reply #1 on: May 18th, 2005, 5:59am » |
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nice one mikey
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Re: VIRUSES OF FAMOUS NAMES
« Reply #2 on: Apr 30th, 2006, 1:25pm » |
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Very Funny Mik
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