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S4ff1r3_65
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Re: Embarrassing Moments
« Reply #20 on: Jul 17th, 2005, 4:10am » |
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First time i walked into a pub with a friend and i asked for mineral water  the waiter looked at me in puzzlement and so i asked for skyjuice ( a fancy name for water i think). Again he looked at me in confusion so finally with a friend's help i chose shirley temple a non alcohol drink 
We then left for the dance floor and came back to our table dehydrated. My friend was drinking something out of a clear glass bottle so i asked what it was. She told me its mineral water and handed me the bottle. I took a tiny weeny sip and it tasted awful so i handed back the bottle to her. When i made my way to the ladies, I went tupsey turvey, stumbled backward and almost sat on another guys lap. Boy oh boy that was so embarrassing cos my friend had to help me to the ladies along the dimly lighted isle. Along the way i asked her what it was and she told me it was genetonic. Dang! My first sip of the satanic drink!! Eversince then I never go to the pub with her again.  
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Re: Embarrassing Moments
« Reply #21 on: Jul 17th, 2005, 10:08am » |
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Just a while ago, I was in the room (ac1) and I got a pm from this man. After the usual greetings and stuffs he started sort of flirting. He said he was 52 years old and he also knew I was just 24 so I was like,.... "Hello? He's too old to be flirting with me." I know I could just ignore his pm and stuffs but wanting to be polite I decided to tell him that he's too old to be flirting with me and that I'd appreciate it if we could just be friends. .I thought I'd better use a different term besides "old" so he wouldn't be offended so I looked in my web dictionary for a synonym of old and these are the results:
moth-eaten
stale
honest-to goodness
aged
ageing
ancient
anile
archaic
antiquated
senior
senile
senescent
I decided to use the term "old" after reading those synonyms for fear of offending him more. I was thinking what his reaction will be if I said say," I'm sorry but you're already "moth-eaten" to flirt with me..." or "Sorry, but you're too "stale" to flirt with me.." or worse, "I'm sorry but don't you think you're rather "ancient" to flirt with me? Lol,... I'll stick to the basic when using adjectives from now on. Sheesh,.... I'm not "mean" am I? 'Just want to share this. 
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Re: Embarrassing Moments
« Reply #22 on: Jul 17th, 2005, 3:58pm » |
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Against my better judgment, I should not be posting here but since Kianna didnt want to feel alone (although I think her embarassing moment was hardly embarassing at all LOL), I'm sharing my very nasty experience that still has me reeling from the repercussions of impulsivity.
The last time I was out with Gracie and Ana, we went malling for a bit and true to my nature, whenever I'm near the shoes department, I ended up bringing a pair of homeless shoes with me. It had this soft leather thing going on and I fell in love with it, except that the shoes were beige (there was no other color available). And since I dont discriminate against color (this is a double entendre) and since I saw the potential of the soft, soft leather (mmmmmmmmmm), I bought it thinking that I could have it dyed to a golden brown color to match my brand new purse.
To make the story short, I took the shoes to the nearby mall and the guys there promised me that they will have it ready for me by the next day. Fine. Truth be told, when I came strolling in their shop, my shoes were ready and thinking nothing of it, I proceeded to give the mall a once around then went home.
The next day, a Wednesday, first day at the new office, I thought I'd wear khakis and what better shoes to pair it with? My brand new soft, soft leather, newly dyed footwear! So I put it on, loving the feel then I was off to get a taxi for I was that close to being late. I was happily seated at the back, wondering what the new office looked like, when I happened to glance down at my feet. WTH? I took off my shoes and yeaaaaaa....I wasn't seeing things. My feet were bright orange! Oh my god! The dye rubbed off on my feet and the golden brown color rendered my walkers bright bright orange!
It was too late to go back home and change so I went to the office and put on my brightest smile so people didnt have to look down at my feet. Nobody noticed anything until I told Marie and Michiko and both of them laughed so hard and said my feet didnt look so bad---they're just orange.
Thanks a lot, girls. So that evening when I came home, I soaked my feet in soap and water, rubbed it with hydrogen peroxide---nope, still there---maybe I should try acetone?--Nope---Rubbing alcohol?---Guess again, Genius. The orange tinge was tenacious. Well, its Sunday now and yes, my feet still have a hint of orange hue and its starting to grow on me. Hey, its not so bad. I'm the only person in the world that has orange feet. Totally cool! *saving face*
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Re: Embarrassing Moments
« Reply #23 on: Jul 17th, 2005, 5:31pm » |
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Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaaaaaaa! Dang Kianna and especially you, May! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha again!
I really fell off the chair laughing as loud as I can here about your entries! My gosh girls! I am the ugliest person in the world right now ! You really can't picture my face from laughing because I am laughing soooo loud with tears that I can hardly see what I am typing,with my legs up on the table! It's good I have just peed,or hahahahaha!
Anyway,thanks really for sharing. You made my day! Hahahahaha! These are really ROFLMAO!
Woooooooh! I got to go have .....  
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Re: Embarrassing Moments
« Reply #24 on: Jul 18th, 2005, 4:19am » |
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Oh Doki, i would be glad to treat you lunch on that day just to get some view  ...i told ya the color fits you perfectly...you did not listen to me ...
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Re: Embarrassing Moments
« Reply #25 on: Jul 18th, 2005, 7:58pm » |
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Yipeee! Teamay shared the "Story of the Orange Pekoe". Thank you, thank you.  I think it's not embarassing though. More like funny.  Krissy, I'm glad we made you laugh.  no peeing though. 
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Re: Embarrassing Moments
« Reply #26 on: Jul 25th, 2005, 5:19pm » |
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Want to read more embarassing moment from me? Here it is. By the way, all these happened when i was younger and was starting to get curious about "things"? You know in the early 80's cough syrups are popular among "drug-takers" here in the Philippines. You want to get high, you can take cough syrups, downers or speeds or whatever. I tried it once and got "high". My friends and I rode a jeepney going somewhere. I was seated near the driver, with my friends on the bench opposite me. I heard a woman at the back called out "hey mr driver, here's my fare"....I look to see who it was...took her money...and guess what...PUT IT INSIDE MY OWN PURSE!!! My friends started laughing and I noticed the other passengers are looking at me strangely too! I asked my friends what was wrong...and they told me what I did! I took the money out and gave it to the driver. In my embarassment me and my friends got off the jeepney even though we were still far from where we are going!! 
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Re: Embarrassing Moments
« Reply #27 on: Aug 10th, 2005, 2:29am » |
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I would have to say that one of the most embarrassing moments , if not the most embarrassing monent would have to be >>> had a party at my house a few yrs back, got really drunk had to use bathroom , bathroom occupied , and too drunk to go outside to whizzz,  so i got the bright idea to whizz out the sliding glass door in the kitchen  problem solved, or so i thought !!! Just as i was letting it flow , someone came into the kithen...Me too drunk to walk , much less think , i slammed the door shut on my little friend!!!! OMG , well needless to say the er doctor thought it was funny , and advised me to not drink, whiz, and close dorrs at the same time ....There ya have it , truly and embarrassing moment!!!
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Re: Embarrassing Moments
« Reply #28 on: Aug 10th, 2005, 3:06am » |
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on Aug 10th, 2005, 2:29am, wicked1 wrote:| I would have to say that one of the most embarrassing moments , if not the most embarrassing monent would have to be >>> had a party at my house a few yrs back, got really drunk had to use bathroom , bathroom occupied , and too drunk to go outside to whizzz, so i got the bright idea to whizz out the sliding glass door in the kitchen problem solved, or so i thought !!! Just as i was letting it flow , someone came into the kithen...Me too drunk to walk , much less think , i slammed the door shut on my little friend!!!! OMG , well needless to say the er doctor thought it was funny , and advised me to not drink, whiz, and close dorrs at the same time ....There ya have it , truly and embarrassing moment!!! |
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Oh my God, brother!! I hope it didnt hurt that much! I bet u were not able to use if for a long time!!!
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Re: Embarrassing Moments
« Reply #29 on: Aug 10th, 2005, 8:42pm » |
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Well sis yeah it hurt like hell, and no it was out of service for a while ... oh well live drink and learn!!! lol
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